I get good Instagram comments.
- outkast: *plays hey ya*
- white girl with a bindi on: LOOK MANDY IM TWERKING
- white girl with a bindi on: *shuffles feet*
From today’s nydailynews.com, a brief reminder of just how fucked up this world is.
I’ll keep doing weather.com clickbait headline rewrites until it no longer brings me joy.
there’s enough things to be bummed about that I don’t really expend a lot of energy on this one but maaaaaaaan the weather channel was once one of the coolest things in the world it was so boring and awesome and real and now it’s a lure sent to Earth by Satan to try to make you despair well guess what some person I don’t know has turned that Satanic frown upside down. better luck next time, DEVIL
why would i pay for cable when i can just pretend to be my mom until somebody gives me an HBOgo account